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< Reply # 340 on 10/2/2010 9:13 PM >
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Posted by TurboZutek

Once. His name was Craig and he patrolled the ladder in leather shorts; a big man, with a dildo in his hand.

I kept as far away from his 'structure' as possible.

Chris...

*shudder*

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< Reply # 341 on 10/2/2010 9:16 PM >
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Posted by Jonno23
Yeah, no way past that fence section propped against the other fence.

Damn! thin piece of rusted wire. They thought of everything.

That's ingenuity, right there. Maybe enhance it with some twisty ties!

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< Reply # 342 on 10/3/2010 6:02 PM >
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This could potentially be a working lock I suppose, but it's been this way for many months, making access to my favorite one story rooftop rather easy at this stage. (disregard the freeclimb over a shitty gutter later)

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< Reply # 343 on 10/4/2010 10:24 PM >
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Posted by robtastic
As I was walking away to go to my car to find something to pick the lock, I stepped on something...

at that point I mouthed "you've gotta be fucking kidding me". I immediately motioned for Kim to come over and we both looked at each other and though "there's no way....". Sure enough, it fit and opened up the door

This is epic - what are the chances? haha

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Posted by vov35
This could potentially be a working lock I suppose, but it's been this way for many months, making access to my favorite one story rooftop rather easy at this stage. (disregard the freeclimb over a shitty gutter later)

It's funny how shiny/new the lock is and rusty/nonfunctional the gate is - I wonder if it was functional when the lock was installed?

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	While exploring a cold-war era bunker in Canada (hence the bilingual sign) Ok, I feel safer now :p

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< Reply # 347 on 11/4/2010 1:37 AM >
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Posted by Shawn W.

Just 440 volts? That's not enough to fry anyone. Lame.

I work as an electrical apprentice. Depending on how many amps it is, it actually could haha.

Funny shit I saw wasn't really exploring or anything, but downtown Toronto, at some random building, forget exactly what it was. But anyways sign on the front door saying "This site is being recorded by 4 cameras, we review the tapes every night."

really? so in other words the next time you watch the tapes you'll see me doing something, but you wont watch me do it and attempt to stop me?

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< Reply # 348 on 11/4/2010 5:09 AM >
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Posted by urbexkeith
LOOK AT THE SCARY KITTY SECURITY GUARD!!!

This image is pure win.

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	Anyone ever come across security boarding up a fence?

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	Check out this wicked chain. Not my photo.

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	Can't believe that no one's posted this yet;
	We all had ostriches. My dad had an ostrich farm! I remember one day someone came in and said the high altitude bombing of Kosovo had been a limited success, so we all went out and celebrated… by killing an ostrich and boiling it in kiwi fruit.

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	It's held together with a zip tie!
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	Really? Fuck me, let me take a second look. Wow, so it is, right there in the middle!! Chris...
	We all had ostriches. My dad had an ostrich farm! I remember one day someone came in and said the high altitude bombing of Kosovo had been a limited success, so we all went out and celebrated… by killing an ostrich and boiling it in kiwi fruit.

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	I can't remember where I found this one from.
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	Oh, someone zip-tied it back. I explored that place in 2002.
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	Has anyone ever seen a zip tied chain before?
	Blah Blah Blah. Shut up and open the damn door. "It's ok Officer, I watch a lot of cop shows on tv, so i am practically one of you guys." - sadly, that didn't work. http://www.flickr.com/photos/jonno23/ All my photos suck.

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< Reply # 359 on 1/29/2011 12:15 PM >
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Posted by Jonno23
Has anyone ever seen a zip tied chain before?

http://sphotos.ak....3481_n.jpg%3CBR%3E

Yes, looks like somebody legit had to cut a lock to get in, and didnt have another lock to replace it with, so ziptie. I see this often in telcom.

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