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< Reply # 280 on 5/26/2010 9:14 PM >
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< Reply # 281 on 5/26/2010 9:28 PM >
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Ten Commandments style security measure.




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< Reply # 282 on 5/27/2010 12:35 PM >
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AHHHH!!!! Giant shadow hands!!!!




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1. [Image of Giant Shadow Hands]





That, sir, is a wallmaster. Try not to get captured by it, or you will be returned to the beginning of the dungeon.




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ALARAM + PITTS BULLS

GOOD LUCK





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< Reply # 285 on 6/4/2010 2:33 AM >
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Oh holes in fences..


(sorry for the mobile photo -- that is a big hole in the fence beneath the sign)





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< Reply # 286 on 6/7/2010 5:41 AM >
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Worst combination lock ever.




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< Reply # 287 on 8/15/2010 5:03 PM >
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The signs on this facility were faded but sounded pretty serious.

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(The same warning was repeated in about six different languages.)

They had a chain link fence topped off with a double row of barbed wire as well, but it had seen better times.

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The other end had been fenced off by developers but the gate was completely unsecured.

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< Reply # 288 on 8/15/2010 9:58 PM >
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ALARAM + PITTS BULLS

GOOD LUCK

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Hahaha that's awesome




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< Reply # 289 on 8/15/2010 10:33 PM >
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"Security" measures.

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< Reply # 290 on 8/15/2010 10:39 PM >
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"Security" measures.

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I saw something similar at a construction site once.

I don't have any photos, but I'll do my best to describe:

Imagine a knee-high sheet of particle board covering the width of a doorway, held up in a similar fashion like the door pictured above. Except held there by a broomstick.

Just past this "security measure" lay a completely unsecured $8000 (so I'm told) welder and buckets upon buckets of tools and machinery.

I should mention that this doorway was facing an active parking lot... Hard to believe that nothing was stolen.




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< Reply # 291 on 8/16/2010 2:28 PM >
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I've got a couple...

This door leads to the machine room for an elevator in a Florida hotel.



Look a little closer, and what's that hanging there?



Yes, it is indeed the key that unlocks the door.


This one was in a subway station in Italy.
You can see that he is watching not the monitors, but his game of video poker!



Shortly after I took this picture, he noticed us all laughing at him and came out and yelled at us.




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< Reply # 292 on 8/18/2010 5:16 PM >
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A screen door blocking a fire escape. Shit, guys, let's go home.







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< Reply # 293 on 8/21/2010 10:26 PM >
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Screen door on the fire escape, or the barricades on the wrong side of an outward opening door win.

I've come across a few doors that were locked, but wide open. Worst was a locked door, right next to a garage door that was wide open. "How will I ever get past this locked door?" I pondered to myself.




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< Reply # 294 on 8/22/2010 12:41 PM >
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I guess this would be effective if you were really, really tall and could only enter a building via the first floor windows.




Posted by badgerbadger

Worst was a locked door, right next to a garage door that was wide open. "How will I ever get past this locked door?" I pondered to myself.



Well don't keep us waiting, how did you get past it???




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< Reply # 295 on 8/22/2010 4:04 PM >
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Couldn't figure out that puzzle man. Had to turn around and go home :/






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Re: Hilariously pathetic security measures
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Oh damn, this prison wall is completely impregnable!! There's now way I'll get to the top of that guard tower!


Waaait a minute ...



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Couldn't figure out that puzzle man. Had to turn around and go home :/





Did you try going through the open garage door to see if the small locked door could be unlocked from the other side? I guess if the small door was padlocked or deadbolted that wouldn't help.




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< Reply # 297 on 8/23/2010 11:35 AM >
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Posted by Gutter MonkeyDid you try going through the open garage door to see if the small locked door could be unlocked from the other side? I guess if the small door was padlocked or deadbolted that wouldn't help.


I appreciate the suggestion, but going through an OPEN door? How ridiculous, that would never work!

P.S. Your prison tower made me lol.




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nice thread.

at an old school house the door was bolted pretty tightly as you can kinda see. it had an old-school pad lock which I was just going to pick.



As I was walking away to go to my car to find something to pick the lock, I stepped on something...



at that point I mouthed "you've gotta be fucking kidding me". I immediately motioned for Kim to come over and we both looked at each other and though "there's no way....". Sure enough, it fit and opened up the door




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