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Re: Hilariously pathetic security measures
< Reply # 200 on 1/14/2010 5:49 PM >
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Re: Hilariously pathetic security measures
< Reply # 201 on 1/16/2010 2:02 PM >
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Montreal: A certain location have a big fence, but it doesn't go all the way around the place, so you can just walk around the fence.




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< Reply # 202 on 1/18/2010 11:56 PM >
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I've crossed fences cut once, tied back together with rope, zip ties, etc.

Old barbwire tickles, new barbwire is still pointy.




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< Reply # 203 on 1/19/2010 5:39 AM >
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Borrowed this pic from a buddy of mine...

http://farm4.stati...6_c437886eb2_b.jpg

He added the sign after we got in. -- I added a "For Rent" sign in the adjoining window. Good times.


maybe I can't see whats wrong there... it looks like the door is chained up correctly...




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Re: Hilariously pathetic security measures
< Reply # 204 on 1/19/2010 10:47 PM >
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maybe I can't see whats wrong there... it looks like the door is chained up correctly...


they managed to enter even if it's tightly locked...




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< Reply # 205 on 1/19/2010 10:50 PM >
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they managed to enter even if it's tightly locked...


Not really hilariously pathetic if it's tightly locked...




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Re: Hilariously pathetic security measures
< Reply # 206 on 1/20/2010 4:48 AM >
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Not really hilariously pathetic if it's tightly locked...


depends on the circumstance. It's hilariously pathetic if it's locked out front but there's a hole in the wall or a window open around the corner, no?




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I think a few of you guys need a vacation.

If it's locked up tight, but yet we got in easily enough, then the chains are pathetic as they don't help. Yeesh!




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Gah! Don't be so abstract and creative! We unwashed masses need simple and funny pictures, like fence poles with no fence, or the biggest scarriest razor wire topped wall we've ever seen with a ladder on it or something!




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< Reply # 209 on 1/21/2010 4:12 AM >
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Got some more from Waterbury, this time from Bristol Company. At first glance it looks decently Secure...

1.

But then you get closer and....the gate isn't chained...

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There is a huge gap that you can just get through by going up the other side and jumping down...

3.

And then, if you just follow the tracks, past 200 feet of razor wire, and 35 feet of barbed wire...an non-replaced gate.

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I like they don't even bother with "No trespassing"





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< Reply # 211 on 2/2/2010 9:20 PM >
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I like they don't even bother with "No trespassing"

http://farm5.stati...0_a8995eff39_b.jpg


I think ALL no trespassing signs ought to be replaced by these! I LOVE IT!




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< Reply # 212 on 2/3/2010 8:36 PM >
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I think ALL no trespassing signs ought to be replaced by these! I LOVE IT!


Seconded!




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A really really bored security guard:
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The property is enormous and the entrance to the building is on the side away from his booth.

He does his rounds every hour on the hour so I was able to anticipate him and get this pic of him on rounds:
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He just walks a couple hundred feet from his booth and back again.
Then sits and drinks Pepsi




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A security gard in a closed factory( he lost his job that night, without giving too many details)




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A security gard in a closed factory( he lost his job that night, without giving too many details)

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A 10 foot concrete fence was put up a couple months ago to keep people out of this abandoned brewery that's been sitting half demolished since 04. It's attached to the side of the building, and due to the building's exterior design is easily passable.





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Noticed this well secured front door of a farmhouse, after I easily
climbed in a low open rear window.









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Stinkfactory:

How often would the owners have to smear poo on a roof ? wouldn't just gradually wash away in the rain ? But yea that place repeatedly gets broken into then boarded up its a vicious circle




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I got one.

Putting pressure sensitive motion sensors on the base of a ladder but not on the support struts holding the ladder to the superstructure...

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throw the rope over the support strut and SRT up, then climb around the motion sensor.




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