He walked into the apartment, all full of screams. I looked at him and noticed a dead mouse at his feet. So, I grab some treats throw them across the room, walk to the bathroom, grab a bunch of toilet paper and grab the mouse. Just when I am going to drop the dead mouse in toilet it starts squirming. I am so shocked I drop it. It lands in the toilet and is struggling. Unsure of what to do, I flush the toilet. Damn cat!

Now he is running around the apartment screaming looking for his mouse. My diversionary tactic worked, but is serving mostly to remind me of my crime.

That is the hottest thing that I have heard all day.

I am constantly flushing small animals down the toilet. Some idiot friend of mine wanted me to bury them, but that is so time consuming. My cats are filthy scum. They don't go after adults. They clean out a nest one by one. I can get up to 5 chicks in night.

Posted by argonian They clean out a nest one by one. I can get up to 5 chicks in night.

Sigh.... in the good old days, so could I.

Not enough cat talk. Here is a picture of my little killer.



He is out figthing as we speak.

Awe, he looks just like my late cat Boots. A murderer in his own right himself and he had the scars to prove it. His favorite prey was bunnies, he'd find a nest, clean them out one by one. Sometimes he'd bring them home to us, let us feed them, fatten them up and then he'd eat them.

Shael

My cat is a little bitch. He let a centipede chase him around the kitchen a week ago. Mice? Forget it. He can't be bothered. All of this shocks me because he's an outdoor cat as well. I figured he'd be used to killing things and eating them.

Posted by argonian Not enough cat talk. Here is a picture of my little killer. http://farm3.stati...62f5a65abf.jpg?v=0 He is out figthing as we speak.

ooo da boo boooooo