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 | MAD Doctrine
entry by junkyard
1/22/2008 10:02 AM
| Mutual Assured Drunkeness. It states that if the enemy drinks all of our beer, we will in turn drink all of theirs......In the end everybody loses. To combat the problem of foreigners sneaking across our borders and drinking all our beer in the event of a nuclear war, we have two major Beer Repositories. One at Mt. Miller, WI to supply beer East of the Mississippi. And one burried deep underground at Coors Rock, CO to supply West of the Mississippi. Each facillity is under armed guard, and the guards are drunk half the time (Do you want to figure out which half? You feeling lucky are ya?) They get a few beers in them and they get itchy trigger fingers....These assholes would shoot their own mothers if they thought the national beer supply was in danger. Fuck Ft. Knox. Underground is an entire city complete with tons of urinals, the trough kind, hells yeah. Some sort of oxygen supply. Sleeping quarters. Maybe a HF communication system I guess. And of course the refrigerated storage vaults with enough room to hold leventy gillian bbls. of sweet beer......mmmmmm.....beer..... These aren't your average COG sites (Continuity Of Government dumb ass) they are only for the mother f@#*ing hard core Beer Commandos. No presidents allowed. You gotta have a even way lower clearance than that. I suppose there is some way to distribute the beer to somewhere else, but why the hell should we share? There's like a party in here man. Plus you got those heavy blast doors to deal with.......awwww fuck it. It's all ours so kiss my butt.
[last edit 1/23/2008 2:32 AM by junkyard - edited 1 times]
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