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| 6/6/6 entry by tick 6/7/2006 2:36 AM
| So I get home from work today, and find a white envelope stuck in my doorjam. Ok, I knew it was from the apartment complex, didn't know what for. So I open the envelope, unfold the letter... and my jaw goes right through the fucking floor. My lease is over in 9 days. Fuck!!! Fuck fuck fuck fuck FUCK!!! I'm pretty sure everyone in the building could hear me screaming. Now, I know that I have no right to bitch, because it's not the apartment complex's responsibility to warn me that my lease will be ending soon. And I know that I should be on top of things, especially stuff like, you know, where I fucking live. But on the other hand, have you ever tried to find a new place to live in just nine days? AND move there? Without missing any work? So right now I'm calming my nerves through gratuitous application of Highland Park. Yes, this is a waste of a perfectly good single-malt scotch I know, but I'm out of gin, beer, and well, everything else. If I had some weed I'd be baked off my ass now though.
Sooo... Here's the plan: Plan A ) Negotiate with apartment complex. Try to stay here, even if it means moving down the street to a new apartment or something. Plan B ) Find a new apartment. Move there. Easier said than done. Plan C) Stick all belongings in a storage locker. Become homeless. Live in the woods near my office building. Shower in the excercise room at work. Live off of Ramen noodles amd Dinty Moore beef stew. Put the $625 I used to spend in rent each month into the bank.
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