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entry by longbaugh
12/23/2005 8:34 PM
| What is the diffrence between Micheal Jackson and a trash bag?
One is white and dangerous to children the other is a trash bag.
What is the diffrence between Micheal Jackson and Neal Armstrong?
Neal walked on the moon, Micheal Jackson fucks little boys in the ass.
What do you do when you see your wife running across the yard with a gun shot wound?
RELOAD.
While deployed to Afganastain a soldier recives a dear john letter from his girlfriend. She also ask him to return the picture he had of her. He tell his buddy ablut the letter and her wanting the picture back. Word of this passes through the unit quickley and the next day his friend brings him a box full of pictures. He sends it to her with this note:
Sorry I can not remember which one is yours please take it and return the rest.
> > A priest in a small rural town was very fond of the ten chickens
and one handsome cock rooster he kept in a hen house behind the rectory.
> >
> > One Saturday night, the priest discovered that the cock rooster
was missing. At the same time the priest heard rumors of cock fights
being held in town. Shocked and dismayed, he decided to say something
during Sunday Mass.
> >
> > During Mass he asked the congregation, "Who among you will
confess to sporting a handsome cock?" All the men stood up.
"No, no," he said. "That's not what I mean. Who among you will
confess to having seen a handsome cock?" All the women stood up.
"Oh, no," he said. "That's not what I mean, either. Who among you
will confess to having seen a cock that doesn't belong to you?" Half
the women stood up.
> >
> > "Oh Lord," he said. "Perhaps I should rephrase the question: Has
anybody here seen my cock?" All the choirboys stood up!
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.
A man gets stranded on a desert Island, and suddenly the natives show up...
They chant "Death or Bora Bora" over and over...
The man correctly assumes that they're giving him a choice, so he thinks about it. He doesn't want to die so he replies, "Bora Bora!"
So the native Bora Bora him - their word for ass rape...
The natives leave the bloodied man alone for the rest of the day, but come back the next day and chant, "death or bora bora". Again, the man didn't want to die so he chose Bora Bora...
The next day, the natives came back again and chanted, "Death or Bora Bora". The man, in a huge amount of pain thinks to himself that he can't take this anymore, so he says, "Death!"
Then the natives reply... "Death! By Bora Bora!"
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