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UER Forum > Journal Index > Longbow's Journal > Insensitive jokes #7 & #8 (Viewed 1891 times)
Insensitive jokes #7 & #8
entry by longbaugh 
12/23/2005 8:28 PM

One day, Sally’s mom came over while Sally was doing the house cleaning.

When mom walked in, Sally was working in the nude.

Mom asked why and Sally said that she was wearing her husband’s favorite dress.

Mom told Sally she should try it with Dad since they haven’t done it in so long that she doesn’t know what it feels like any more.

So later, as Dad was watching TV, Mom came in the living room naked and asked how he liked the dress.

He replied, “It needs to be ironed. Is dinner done?”


#8
A little boy walks into his parents room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts.

Worried about what her son has seen she dresses quickly and goes to find him.

The son sees his mom and asks "What were you and dad doing?"

The mother replies "Well you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it to help flatten it."

”You're wasting your time," says the boy.

"Why is that?" asked his mom, puzzled.

"Well, when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up."



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