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UER Forum > Journal Index > Longbow's Journal > Insensitive jokes #3 & #4 (Viewed 1862 times)
Insensitive jokes #3 & #4
entry by longbaugh 
12/23/2005 8:24 PM
A young boy was sitting on a park bench, crying his 8 year old eyes out, when a park ranger approached to find out the problem.

"Hey, Pete, what's with all the waterworks?"

"Oh Mr. Ranger, it's just terrible! There was a fire in my house and my mommy and my baby brother and my dog all got burnt up. And then when my daddy was rushing home from work he was in a car accident and he died too. And when my grandparents were on their way here the plane crashed and no they're dead too. I have no family and no where to live, what am I going to do?"

The park ranger patted little Pete on the shoulder, unzipping his pants, whipped out his schlong, and said, "It's just not your day, Pete."


#4
There was a penguin that wanted to see the USA. He rented a car and started driving. He was going through Arizona when the "check Engine" light came on.
He pulled off the interstate and found a small town. He went to "THE" service station and left the car with the busy mechanic.
Since he had time to kill he thought he just poke around town a little.
He came upon an ice cream shop and thought he get a nice big serving of vanilla ice cream. It was summer time in AZ after all.
Well since he was a penguin and had only flippers, he made a mess. He had ice cream all over himself.
He decided to check on the car and so went back to THE service station.
He asked the mechanic how it looked.
The mechanic said without looking up.
"It looks like you blew a seal"
The penguin said " Oh no it's just ice cream"


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