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UER Forum > Journal Index > The book of Jester > I'm an Asshole. (Viewed 5192 times)
I'm an Asshole.
entry by Jester 
5/13/2005 7:23 AM

Yup, common perception is indeed that I'm an asshole.

So might as well live up to it.

To all the 14 year old snipers and 1337 explorers that join the forum to tell me how to explore based on everything they learned playing splinter cell...

To all the people that have told me that if I say I don't smash things I must be a liar...

To all the people steal shit when they *explore*...

To all the people that can't see the big picture when they vandalize a place in the name of exploration...

To each and every phony that's never had the guts to step outside of bounds but claims to be some ultra hardcore explorer...

You can all go to hell.
I've had my fill with all that bullshit.





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Re: I'm an Asshole.
< Reply # 1 on 5/14/2005 3:01 AM >
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Does this mean you are going to see your sanity out the door and flip on the forum-goers that tick you off, tracking them down one-by-one and slaughtering them till you are caught?



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Re: I'm an Asshole.
< Reply # 2 on 6/8/2005 6:48 PM >
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Yes, Jester. I agree...so many people, so many opinions.

Opinions are like assholes, oddly enough.

Everybody has one, and every one of them stinks.

I'll add to your list the kid who told me that trespassing is wrong, while standing on the other side of the fence marked NO TRESPASSING ("but I'm here for economic reasons" he told me...but failed to elaborate what these economic reasons were), to the woman in the green hat who called me a 'fucking criminal' for peeking into a blackened window of an abandoned building (how she arrived at this conclusion I'll never know), and to the By-law enforcement officer (boy scouts with scooters and notebooks) who told me to 'move along...this is private property' (What...the SIDEWALK is private property?)...

...all of you can kiss my ass.




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< Reply # 3 on 7/10/2005 2:04 PM >
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To all the 14 year old snipers that join the forum to tell me how to explore based on everything they learned playing splinter cell...


I don't ever recall telling you how to explore, and I have never played splinter cell




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< Reply # 4 on 12/17/2005 5:05 PM >
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Hey, I'm a 16 yr old amateur sniper. I practice on my own time and I made my own ghillie suit with my hands. I've played Splinter cell and dont see many of it's relation to UE.

But I know what you're talking about. I hope they all die.


Stupid posers.




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< Reply # 5 on 12/18/2005 8:29 AM >
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Hey, I'm a 16 yr old amateur sniper.

Stupid posers.

Haha. Thanks for that. Really. (Someone's been playing too much Splinter Cell.)





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< Reply # 6 on 12/21/2005 5:51 AM >
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Oh, very funny. You know its reeeeaaal easy to doubt it but wait until you've spent literally hours crawling inch by inch through breyer filled fields, evading a bunch of guys with binoculars, and trying to hit a small target with a .22 rifle. I did this stuff long before I ever laid hands on Splinter cell. I am NO poser thank you very much. I hand made my tool. I practice because someday I hope I could serve my country as a sniper.

Now, when you do all that crawling, stabbing yourself with needles, pouring blood sweat and tears into a bunch of cloth and netting, and then put your fieldcraft in testing, then you can judge me. Until then I suggest you shut your mouth. Not every teen is a mindless pothead that does little more than play video games and fantasize about being Sam Fisher. Way to be mature. Way to show your obvious intellectual superiority that comes with age.

Really, Jester was right. There is a huge lack of respect here.




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< Reply # 7 on 12/21/2005 8:04 AM >
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So what are your credentials telling me I don't know what it's like crawling through shit evading authorities sometimes for hours while bleeding? Do you crawl through needle-laden alleys or your cousins' backyard? I play Airsoft but don't, or would not, consider myself an 'amateur sniper'. Not unless I was actually a sniper in the military. Your fascination with your hobby is somewhat ironic to what you are replying to, if you actually understood Jester's post. Good luck with your sniper career though. Just make sure you have a sniper suit.




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< Reply # 8 on 12/21/2005 9:12 PM >
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I have no real credentials. The art of concealment and marksmanship are my interests. Thus, I'm an amateur seeing as I have no military training (nor can I get one) but I am an avid pursuer of that particular hobby.

I havent had to evade authorities enough to need to crawl away bleeding. I don't get caught (or, havent yet)

I crawl through acres of fields of tall grass. I also play Airsoft and I love the game but I think you sir, need to have a little more respect towards younger people. Just because we haven't been alive as long as you doesnt mean we don't break the mold and act serious about things.


If you want to pursue this conversation anymore, I suggest PMing me so we don't clutter up Jester's journal.




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< Reply # 9 on 12/22/2005 12:48 AM >
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On the contrary, I don't think Jester would mind in the least. Respect is not the issue here. It seems you have yet to read the first post and for you to put into context. You have retorted yourself to fit into exactly what Jester was commenting on. I did nothing but state the obvious. If it walks like an ape and acts like an ape...




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< Reply # 10 on 12/23/2005 9:11 PM >
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On the contrary, I don't think Jester would mind in the least. Respect is not the issue here. It seems you have yet to read the first post and for you to put into context. You have retorted yourself to fit into exactly what Jester was commenting on. I did nothing but state the obvious. If it walks like an ape and acts like an ape...


Holy cat puke. You just dont get it.

Jesterall the 14 year old snipers and 1337 explorers that join the forum to tell me how to explore based on everything they learned playing splinter cell...


I do not assume I know everything or even enough to tell anyone anything because of splinter cell. I am NOT 14 years old and I do not consider myself "1337" but it looks like YOU do! I base all of my arguments on experience or research or something with ground. Why don't you just shut the fuck up because you seriously need to stop with the asshole routine. I'm not your stereotypical 16 year old who thinks that video game and movie techniques work. So, mr Asshat, how old are YOU? Because you act like a 12 year old.

EDIT: stupid bb code is different. Oh yes, you are also a royal dick. Congrats. Just thought I'd throw that out there while I'm editing.



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< Reply # 11 on 12/23/2005 11:52 PM >
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Hey, just thought I'd pop in and tell you, fox, that you have better things to do than argue with some guy in a forum that you can't go hit if need be (my way of resolving things), and that viper, just since he called himself a sniper is no reason to waste your time with him- fox, i don't think you qualify as a sniper, more of just a guy who is avid about the subject and is considering that for a career.
Also, he doesn't fit that description at the top of this page at all- and fox, you need to calm down.
Don't mean to tell you guys what to do, just thought i'd give my perspective- because those are what are needed to get a grip on the subject.

Oh yeah, we're all assholes, just try not to be hypocritical and obsessive.

Thank you for your time,
IT'S MINE NOW
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< Reply # 12 on 12/24/2005 2:42 AM >
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Wow such hostility! Who pissed in your corn flakes this morning? You talk about about respect yet you show blatant disrespect in your language. Notice I never used any swear words? THAT is a form of respect. If you can't take criticism about your mad snipzor skillaz then that is your problem.

Maybe this analogy will aid in what you are contradicting yourself on, since you do not seem to grasp reading skills:

Explorer 1: I hate these posers that pretend to be snipers and play Splinter Cell and think they're the 1337.

Explorer 2: Hi i'm an amateur sniper that plays Splinter Cell. And I hate those posers too! I'm sooo good at snipering stuff!!!1!!

Understand now? If not look for a dictionary and look up 'paradox'. Don't waste my time.




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< Reply # 13 on 12/24/2005 11:30 PM >
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hahaha
you're pretty good, man.




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< Reply # 14 on 1/8/2006 3:32 PM >
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You know, it isnt even worth continuing this but geez, you are quite a hothead.

I just wanted to find a way to find a counterpoint to Jester's statement and used something I enjoy doing (sharpshooting against others in GAMES of AIRSOFT and PAINTBALL) but we've obviously taken this too far. I'm willing to call a truce if you are. I hate having people worked up over me!




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< Reply # 15 on 1/9/2006 7:52 AM >
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You know, it isnt even worth continuing this

Then don't! The last post is over two weeks old and your still responding and kicking this dead horse? Respect that this topic is dead and moot. I've said my piece in your 'Main' section rant. Sometimes you just gotta let things go...




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I know I was just letting you know I dont have any hard feelings cause what I posted sounds pretty stupid to me now. I did however overlook the post date... Yeah, well, anyways. I'm just going to stop posting here.




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