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UER Forum > Journal Index > A brief insight on monkeypoop > Elite BeerCommand (Viewed 3505 times)
Elite BeerCommand
entry by junkyard 
11/8/2004 3:55 AM

Last night 4 of us finally passed Selection to join the elite, the most well trained, well disciplined, and most heroic of the BeerCommnad, the SAS. Asylunt, Mr. X, Slim Jim, and I are now finally part of the Special Alcohol Service, or affectionately named the Poop Squad. They use special vehicles, equipment, and tactics to get the job done. They go anywhere and do anything. For the final mission for Selection we had to get down a bluff that was almost straight down, under cover of darkness and without being seen by the sentry posted at a nearby apartment complex in a built-up area. Then wade through water and enter a drain which we had to navigate without a map, memory only. Find a connection to a sewer, improvise a ladder to go up and over and drop down the other side into the parallel tunnel. Then navigate to the LUP, a dropshaft, which we needed to rappel down into another totally different drain that followed the sewer, but 25 feet below. Our objective was only a test as we later found out, the connection we were looking for was nothing but a small dropshaft that looked like an underground waterfall. It wasn't even a connection to anything at all. Pictures will follow at a later date, as soon as they are declassified. The ceremony will be held next week, and you are not invited.
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Asylunt hits the sewer rope

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Almost down below the sewage

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Slim Jim ascends back into hell, actually this sewer kind of smelled like turds and oil.

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The Mouse carved this in the Selection course sometime in the 17th century when the SAS was formed as a reminder to all that pain is temporary, but death is forever, so work harder damnit.


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< Reply # 1 on 11/8/2004 4:23 AM >
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Sweet. Weak.




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So it didn't go anywhere?! I could have sworn it looked like there were at least two tunnels branching off at the bottom of that shaft...




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"sentry posted at a nearby apartment complex " LOL! For the non-elites' info, I think said apartment complex is an old peoples' home, or an elderly retirement whateverdafuck they call them these days. This dude was standing on the 8th or 10th floor, something like that, hunched over staring down at us as we snuck into the woods and set up a rope to lower bags down the bluff (which was about 100 feet, BTW). Half an hour later, while we were STILL toiling with the rope and the bags, said person was STILL up there, in the exact same position! We concluded it was a stationary non-human object.

5 hours later, at 7:30 AM on Sunday morning, IT was gone. I bet IT was getting ready to go to church.

Old farts have nothing to do, and this proves it. Lucky the bahstahd didn't call the cops.




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Heh, someone was telling me a similar story the other day. They were poking around this weird-ass town where everyone lives in one giant building (Whittier, AK), and one of the locals was watching their every move through binoculars from the 5th floor or so. After a while they decided to moon him.




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Bringin' up an old thread, but I just realized that I didn't notice the Mouse's "heed of warning" to explorers while I was down there.
Where was that inscribed? I thought I passed the Selection Course, but perhaps I did not.




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Man that was years ago. It was in sandstone, so it was sanitary, not storm, which was all concrete. And if going away from the manhole, it would be on your right......somewhere. We should go back.




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