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| Elite BeerCommand entry by junkyard 11/8/2004 3:55 AM
| Last night 4 of us finally passed Selection to join the elite, the most well trained, well disciplined, and most heroic of the BeerCommnad, the SAS. Asylunt, Mr. X, Slim Jim, and I are now finally part of the Special Alcohol Service, or affectionately named the Poop Squad. They use special vehicles, equipment, and tactics to get the job done. They go anywhere and do anything. For the final mission for Selection we had to get down a bluff that was almost straight down, under cover of darkness and without being seen by the sentry posted at a nearby apartment complex in a built-up area. Then wade through water and enter a drain which we had to navigate without a map, memory only. Find a connection to a sewer, improvise a ladder to go up and over and drop down the other side into the parallel tunnel. Then navigate to the LUP, a dropshaft, which we needed to rappel down into another totally different drain that followed the sewer, but 25 feet below. Our objective was only a test as we later found out, the connection we were looking for was nothing but a small dropshaft that looked like an underground waterfall. It wasn't even a connection to anything at all. Pictures will follow at a later date, as soon as they are declassified. The ceremony will be held next week, and you are not invited.
Asylunt hits the sewer rope
Almost down below the sewage
Slim Jim ascends back into hell, actually this sewer kind of smelled like turds and oil.
The Mouse carved this in the Selection course sometime in the 17th century when the SAS was formed as a reminder to all that pain is temporary, but death is forever, so work harder damnit.
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Comments: (use Reply to add a comment) Slim Jim Noble Donor
Location: St. Paul, MN Gender: Male Total Likes: 117 likes
Maze is 100% done now!!! Someday when it's -10 out and the generators won't start I might upload th
| | | Re: Elite BeerCommand < Reply # 3 on 11/9/2004 12:17 AM > | Reply with Quote
| | | "sentry posted at a nearby apartment complex " LOL! For the non-elites' info, I think said apartment complex is an old peoples' home, or an elderly retirement whateverdafuck they call them these days. This dude was standing on the 8th or 10th floor, something like that, hunched over staring down at us as we snuck into the woods and set up a rope to lower bags down the bluff (which was about 100 feet, BTW). Half an hour later, while we were STILL toiling with the rope and the bags, said person was STILL up there, in the exact same position! We concluded it was a stationary non-human object. 5 hours later, at 7:30 AM on Sunday morning, IT was gone. I bet IT was getting ready to go to church. Old farts have nothing to do, and this proves it. Lucky the bahstahd didn't call the cops.
| I want to be different. But I want to be different just like everybody else, because if I really were different, everybody would think I was crazy and weird. Iowa is Minnesota's bitch. There's an art to pooping. |
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