Welcome to creepy camp, a summer getaway lost to time!
Allow me to give you a tour,
The punishment chair, in all its crusty glory. Not the best seat in the house, but definitely close.
...oh yes that, that's just the tree saying hi.
Between you and me, he's kinda overstayed his welcome Here's where you'll be staying. Wha..? Of course, it has a lock on the outside,
you can never be too careful these days ;)
How comfortable does that look! Go ahead, take it for a spin, I'll watch.
We don't talk about these.
...anyways, The days are getting hotter. Don't be shy, take a dip.
by the way, you have a couple of roommates. By a couple of roommates, I mean a horde of bats.