You are an urban explorer. You have a respirator and a DSLR and a full-membership account on UER. You just found out about Flamoot Mental Hospital, an abandoned hospital in your town, so you're getting ready to go out there.

As the weekend approaches, you make sure you have enough batteries for your camera and flashlight, you pack your camera bag and tripod, and you even lay out the clothes you're going to wear on your bed.

The day before you're set to go, there's a message waiting for you in your inbox from someone named AbandonedOh.

"hey i heard your going to flamoot this wkend. im a newb can i tag along?"

A quick look through AbandonedOh's profile and post history shows that they registered three months ago, made 26 posts, never been involved in an argument on this site, and has only ever visited an abandoned farm before. What do you say?

-Sure, why not? I'm not too crazy about going into an abandoned asylum by myself.

-No way. I don't do handouts.

Hahaha that was amazing!!!!

I wont spoil the whole surprise but..
I dropped thru the floor and broke my camera

I'm going to go through other options and see what happens.

Great work on this man!!

Posted by Steed You are an urban explorer. You have a respirator and a DSLR and a full-membership account on UER. You just found out about Flamoot Mental Hospital, an abandoned hospital in your town, so you're getting ready to go out there. As the weekend approaches, you make sure you have enough batteries for your camera and flashlight, you pack your camera bag and tripod, and you even lay out the clothes you're going to wear on your bed. The day before you're set to go, there's a message waiting for you in your inbox from someone named AbandonedOh. "hey i heard your going to flamoot this wkend. im a newb can i tag along?" A quick look through AbandonedOh's profile and post history shows that they registered three months ago, made 26 posts, never been involved in an argument on this site, and has only ever visited an abandoned farm before. What do you say? -Sure, why not? I'm not too crazy about going into an abandoned asylum by myself. -No way. I don't do handouts.

Fell through just like Freaktography. Oops

agree to meet them and then present a façade so frightening that they will beat feet back to their car/bike/bicycle and flee like the wind... and then get on UER and state that "Samurai is a scary lunatic!"

of course that didn't work with Dukes and Skelly... hmmmm

Awesome work, Steed! I just got done exploring an actual hospital (successfully), and made it out of Flamoot here relatively unscathed...had to go back and play out the other choices, too. 😊
Thank you for posting this, very entertaining, indeed!

I was killed by a car while walking to the asylum... Never even got to see it for myself!

Nice work! It's fitting that the end result is pretty much exactly what has happened to us in some of our more notable experiences. It looks like my decision tree is pretty consistent.

Edit: Found THE BEST ending.

This is awesome! I didn't expect to encounter any zombies in this.

It's really fun, but I got a 404 error after getting caught by security and couldn't proceed

Really cool ! Reminds me childhood games.
I was hit by a car at first try... Managed to get out safely (and alone) on second time

lol it was hot in that room

haha good idea that was funny.

My first try I made it out! Won't spoil it but that was awesome thanks Steed.

Fell through the floor. At least I got some whiskey out of it.

Got caught by security but made it out. No spoilers!

Went through all the various scenarios. This is really cool, Steed!

Posted by the kip It's really fun, but I got a 404 error after getting caught by security and couldn't proceed

I'll try to track that down. It's been years since I actually edited it. Do you remember how far in you were? The URL would help.

This is so fucking good. Had some whiskey with a hobo. Nice.

Posted by Steed I'll try to track that down. It's been years since I actually edited it. Do you remember how far in you were? The URL would help.

I got the 404 with parking the car at the gate and trying to get away from the cop.

Haha dude I love this!!

I need more "choose your own adventure" style posts!
I remember obsessing over those "choose your own adventure" books when I was younger. Never I thought that would be rekindled again lol

Posted by jellybeans95 I got the 404 with parking the car at the gate and trying to get away from the cop.

Any chance of finding the URL of the last page that worked?