Invade the Clinton Compound!
They can't suicide us all!

Posted by Turd Furgusen Invade the Clinton Compound! They can't suicide us all!

LOLOLOL....

good comeback!

Posted by Turd Furgusen Invade the Clinton Compound! They can't suicide us all!

The Clintons might not be so awesome after all.

Seriously, what kind of crossdresser wears red heels with a blue dress and no wig or makeup.

Basement Raid! Boned.

Mommy: "Sweety the FBI wants to talk to you, pick up your phone..."

https://sputniknew...ed-up-at-his-door/

Bah-ha-ha-ha-ha

Did you ever wonder what the government says about UFOs?

https://www.nsa.go...ied-documents/ufo/

Yet another special deal for attendees.


https://710wor.ihe...s-with-sex-worker/

Posted by Radio2600 Yet another special deal for attendees. https://710wor.ihe...s-with-sex-worker/

But no midget hookers
Guess the aliens had first dibs...

Posted by Radio2600 Did you ever wonder what the government says about UFOs? https://www.nsa.go...ied-documents/ufo/

Wow. That was one hell of a rabbit hole.

They even have puzzles:
https://www.nsa.go.../puzzle-periodical/

Posted by Dee Ashley Wow. That was one hell of a rabbit hole. They even have puzzles: https://www.nsa.go.../puzzle-periodical/

How it all started:

https://en.m.wikip...ki/Green_fireballs

First arrests.

https://wtam.ihear...site-near-area-51/

Posted by Radio2600 First arrests. https://wtam.ihear...site-near-area-51/

So it begins... they look happy

We saw "no trespassing" signs, so we entered. Yes, well...

AND it's cancelled.

https://www.thesun...-las-vegas-nevada/

Posted by Turd Furgusen AND it's cancelled. https://www.thesun...-las-vegas-nevada/

"It was just a prank, bro!"

He only wanted to sell some tee shirts.

Posted by Radio2600 First arrests. https://wtam.ihear...site-near-area-51/

Bahhahahah….dumb asses !!

Posted by Turd Furgusen AND it's cancelled. https://www.thesun...-las-vegas-nevada/

It's outgrown its creator and taken a life of its own. Just because he says its cancelled doesn't mean people won't go anyway.

Posted by Aran It's outgrown its creator and taken a life of its own. Just because he says its cancelled doesn't mean people won't go anyway.

Restless masses: "It ain't over until we see the ALIENS!!!"

I got news for everyone. The Aliens are here, walking among us. And Im not talking about Guatemalans either.

They are not at Area 51 those aliens expired a long time ago and were autopsied (dissected).

Real live aliens are here walking around, assuming places of authority in government and education. How else do you explain whats going on?

The end is near. Nearer than you think.

Posted by Turd Furgusen AND it's cancelled. https://www.thesun...-las-vegas-nevada/

Good, all the more people to Storm North Korea.

Posted by 2Xplorations How else do you explain whats going on? The end is near. Nearer than you think.

I've always been fond of the explanation that the Mayan calendar was right about the apocalypse starting in 2012, it just took a few years for the effects to be visible.

My major is conservation biology and most of my classes are environmentally focused. The main lesson I've taken away is that we're all utterly fucked. Katrina scale hurricanes used to be a once in a decade event. We had three last year, and another this year. Temperature instability is leading to hotter summers and colder winters like the heat waves and polar vortex, and agricultural food supplies will take the brunt of the damage in time. 1/4 of the world faces severe water shortages in the next decade, and rising ocean levels threaten to create unprecedented refugee crises by 2050 as major population centers are submerged, including but not limited to all of Florida, New Orleans and NYC, 1/3 of Bangladesh, 1/2 of the Netherlands, and the entirety of the Maldives.

Meanwhile fascism is on the rise around the globe, economists say we're heading for another recession cycle, our president is opening internment camps for "undesirables", mass shootings and hate crimes are on the rise, police brutality plagues our nation, and horrific diseases long dead are making a comeback in the age of antibiotic resistance because people won't vaccinate their goddamn kids.

Sorry for the long rant, it's just that I can't help feeling like we're all fucked and nothing can be done about it. I know I've talked to a lot of my peers about this and they feel the same way. We're inheriting a world that feels broken beyond repair and we don't know how we can possibly fix it.

Posted by Aran Sorry for the long rant, it's just that I can't help feeling like we're all fucked and nothing can be done about it.

Youre right, at least in concept. I was having a global warming debate with a friend I asked what she thought lead to the big melt after the last ice age (answer: global warming)

Im pretty sure it wasn't due to carbon emissions or too many SUVs on the road but who knows, megafauna like giant elk, sloths and bison had mega-farts. Too much methane I suspect(equivalent of todays cattle industry)

Here is the scholarly discussion. Sorry to waste a perfectly good Area 51 thread but the earth wobbles as it goes around the sun, the poles tilt a little bit more or less of an angle and you drop or gain a few net degrees of temperature over the eons. Picture a toy top spinning it starts pretty smooth depending on how well its balanced but as it slows down, it wobbles a little bit, then a little more until finally, well you get the picture. We're all fucked. And you're right again nothing can be done about it.

Driving electric cars and banning plastic straws will not stop the wobble. Temperatures will rise before they fall. Again. Been awhile since I was in college but haven't we had 3 or 4 known ice ages and like 5 interglacials? (somebody go look that up)

Next week our lesson will cover the polar magnetic shift that's about to occur, again. It will cause plenty of "we're all fucked" sorts of things to happen.

Not to mention, geese will fly the wrong direction when they migrate !