Dango. I had only skimmed the first couple paragraphs before...
You had the chance to let this blow over but you never turned your beaters off.
If someone new showed up to your cardboard treehouse society (or whatever it is) and was like, "This is who I am and won't change or follow your crayoned napkin charter," would you give them the ol' hush-hush low handshake and welcome them in or would you just mean girls them?
* This has all the markers of a special case, but part of me wishes that this place that hates instagram explorers so much didn't create so many by lambasting them out straight to it.
** Isn't the first and second rule of any good secret club is to not _______________?