Posted by The Dead Hooker In Your Trunk I got an illness after investigating a moldy beer.. yeah.. never again.

Ice tea is a perfect culture for... slime mold, so I've learned
Doesn't take long sometimes either; a day or so unrefrigerated.
Slides down real easy, lol, lots of body.

Meh, better safe than doubled over in cramps.

Posted by blackhawk Ice tea is a perfect culture for... slime mold, so I've learned Doesn't take long sometimes either; a day or so unrefrigerated. Slides down real easy, lol, lots of body. Meh, better safe than doubled over in cramps.

I would imagine It would help flush out the toxins

Posted by The Dead Hooker In Your Trunk I would imagine It would help flush out the toxins

Lol, it -is- a toxin.
It looked and smelled ok, but once I started to swallow it I realized it was thick.
Too late.
I thought it might make me sick. It did.
A great new disgusting way to get food poisoning.
Perfect.

Posted by blackhawk Lol, it -is- a toxin. It looked and smelled ok, but once I started to swallow it I realized it was thick. Too late. I thought it might make me sick. It did. A great new disgusting way to get food poisoning. Perfect.

Yeah it had a putrid oder.. I only looked at it and was trying to pay my friend to drink it.. Did not work. felt sickened after.

Posted by The Dead Hooker In Your Trunk Yeah it had a putrid oder.. I only looked at it and was trying to pay my friend to drink it.. Did not work. felt sickened after.

Funny smell or taste even if not a bad odor or taste means don't eat it, not even a bite.
One bite is all it takes.
Sometimes you end up with something like salmonella and get violently sick for days.
Better have a bathtub in front of the toilet; we're talking full projectile vomiting and far worse coming out the back side.
Off season soft ice cream is best avoided...

Posted by blackhawk Funny smell or taste even if not a bad odor or taste means don't eat it, not even a bite. One bite is all it takes. Sometimes you end up with something like salmonella and get violently sick for days. Better have a bathtub in front of the toilet; we're talking full projectile vomiting and far worse coming out the back side. Off season soft ice cream is best avoided...

..You've found cave ice cream? the universe looks kindly on your soul.

Posted by The Dead Hooker In Your Trunk ..You've found cave ice cream? the universe looks kindly on your soul.

During the off season when sales are slow some owners fail to throw out unsold old soft ice cream and clean the machine regularly as required to keep bacteria counts down.

Point is you never know what's growing in improperly handled food. A crap shoot.
Typhoid fever is a virulent strain of salmonella and it's out there.
Thousands die in the US every year from food poisoning mostly the weak and ones with preexisting health issues.
But not always; being young and healthy doesn't always save you... and for some of the survivors damage can be permanent.

Most victims of food poisoning never realize their illness was food related and think it's the flu or they caught a 'bug'. Salmonella has up to a 72 hour incubation time until symptoms first appear, long after the tainted food was eaten.
If what's coming out your backside smells to high heaven with a very foul sulphurous odor it most likely is salmonella. Fun times.

Posted by blackhawk During the off season when sales are slow some owners fail to throw out unsold old soft ice cream and clean the machine regularly as required to keep bacteria counts down. Point is you never know what's growing in improperly handled food. A crap shoot. Typhoid fever is a virulent strain of salmonella and it's out there. Thousands die in the US every year from food poisoning mostly the weak and ones with preexisting health issues. But not always; being young and healthy doesn't always save you... and for some of the survivors damage can be permanent. Most victims of food poisoning never realize their illness was food related and think it's the flu or they caught a 'bug'. Salmonella has up to a 72 hour incubation time until symptoms first appear, long after the tainted food was eaten. If what's coming out your backside smells to high heaven with a very foul sulphurous odor it most likely is salmonella. Fun times.

..I love that my joke about moldy cave beer turned into the discussion of miss/wrongly handled food. But I mean.. your right

Posted by The Dead Hooker In Your Trunk ..I love that my joke about moldy cave beer turned into the discussion of miss/wrongly handled food. But I mean.. your right

Lol, that was a good one

Some people here are so concerned with 'do I need a respirator', but fail to realize it's what you eat, drink and willfully ingest that can really take a bite out of you.

Or worse, fail to see a hellhole in time.
Back on topic

Posted by Freak When we first got in the free beer was mostly still good, just had to avoid the ones with visible floaties

Cave Beer!

That was awesome, but I stuck to the see-through bottles for that reason.

Was stuck in the same hole 3 weeks prior to these kids. Took sometime but we managed to get out after a couple hours of heavy lifting. Dissapointed in whoever called. Reconnaissance from the other night however shows they are still very sloppy at sealing anything.