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UER Forum > US: Great Lakes > Fast food freak (Viewed 2452 times)
Ssgogo1 


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Fast food freak
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So I've been into urban exploration for about a year and have gone on one previous explore and will be posting that shortly, but only recently was able to find a location on my own and then go tonight by myself for the first time, the mark was an abandoned former fast food restaurant, the area is currently under construction. So at nightfall i put on my hard hat and construction vest and dressed up like a construction worker and nonchalantly walked in. I reach the building and it's pretty barren but looks untouched since it's closure nearly four years ago. I walk around the building and after a full once over can't find a single open way in, this is when i notice a utility ladder to the roof. So i grab a hold and begin climbing, now i had my phone with me and was snapchatting the journey but hadn't got any pictures yet sadly only have one shakey picture to show for it. I get to the top of the roof and see a hatch, perfect! I quickly crouch and crawl over to open it, at this point I'd like to note i have a respirator on, yet even with that i could smell the smell of death clear as day. Rotting flesh, putrid rotting flesh, yet i am curious so i carefully lower myself from the hatch into the pitch black abyss. At this point my phone goes dead, great i am stuck with out a light with death somewhere near! Luckily i remember my tiny flash light on my keychain. I flick it on and proceed to shreak in pure horror and disgust as i am greeted with two very large very dead rabbits stabbed into the wall. This is definitely when i knew i needed out! So i quickly use my light to glance around the room, to my horror i realize this is a walk in freezer, a freezer which had been locked on the outside, with no way to get back up through the hatch and no way out of the locked fridge i panic. I have no phone to call for help as it's dead. At this point i grab the bloody knife out of the wall and proceed to try and Jimmy the freezer door open with it. After what felt like hours, but looking back was probably only a few minutes i jam the door open and nearly lose my footing, i look up to see a single silhouette standing there in the moon light. Now in that split second i assumed this was probably the person responsible for the two dead rabbits. Assuming i had a deranged jeffery dahmer 2.0 standing infront of me i rush the figure and stab it full force. I then proceed to slip and fall, this is all so when i notice the serial killer was less man and more cardboard cut out of the fast food chain mascot. After getting my bearings and feeling quite embarrassed i high tailed it out of there and back to my car. Now sadly i have but one blurry picture from the night but i plan to return soon with some friends hopefully within the week to get proof of my crazy night!




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Re: Fast food freak
< Reply # 1 on 7/17/2017 10:02 PM >
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Ok.




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< Reply # 2 on 7/18/2017 9:22 AM >
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< Reply # 3 on 7/18/2017 6:39 PM >
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Posted by Ssgogo1
Assuming i had a deranged jeffery dahmer 2.0 standing infront of me i rush the figure and stab it full force.


...which sounds like what a Jeffrey Dahmer 2.0 would do.




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Re: Fast food freak
< Reply # 4 on 7/18/2017 10:49 PM >
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My bunny art in an abandoned fast food restaurant conveys the ephemerality of biophysicality and artificiality. Don't mess with it.




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Re: Fast food freak
< Reply # 5 on 7/19/2017 12:33 AM >
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Please use paragraphs.

Nobody will read a huge block of text like you have just posted.

Thanks!




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Re: Fast food freak
< Reply # 6 on 7/19/2017 3:56 PM >
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I would be careful with streaming your explores live! Police have been know to get folks that way. Just saying!




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Re: Fast food freak
< Reply # 7 on 9/25/2017 5:59 AM >
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Well rest in peace hamburglar




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yuh

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Re: Fast food freak
< Reply # 8 on 9/25/2017 2:45 PM >
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I flick it on and proceed to shreak in pure horror and disgust as i am greeted with two very large very dead rabbits stabbed into the wall.


Something very similar has happened to me.




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Re: Fast food freak
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Posted by Mickael
Please use paragraphs.

Nobody will read a huge block of text like you have just posted.

Thanks!


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< Reply # 10 on 9/25/2017 4:25 PM >
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Didn't even bother to read it..




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< Reply # 11 on 9/25/2017 11:30 PM >
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Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking!




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Re: Fast food freak
< Reply # 13 on 9/26/2017 1:51 PM >
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*makes mental note not to meet up with Stabby McStabberson.*




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Re: Fast food freak
< Reply # 14 on 9/26/2017 4:06 PM >
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i rush the figure and stab it full force.


Urban exploring at its finest, stabbing cardboard people you think are real, priceless!

Im glad it wasn't a security guard, property owner or another explorer you seem a little dangerous to me, are you dangerous?






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Re: Fast food freak
< Reply # 15 on 9/26/2017 4:41 PM >
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Urban exploring at its finest, stabbing cardboard people you think are real, priceless!

Im glad it wasn't a security guard, property owner or another explorer you seem a little dangerous to me, are you dangerous?





WTF?
So we have a serial Ronald McDonald/Hamburgerlar cardboard cut out wannabe killer among us?

 I then proceed to slip and fall,

It would seem Ronald took him down and could have finished him with a quarter pounder.


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