All of a sudden, the owner of this place found himself in love with the world. So there was only one thing that he could do....

A repost from several years back, but I never did stick this up in the more general Photography forum. Thought you might enjoy a look!



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Several years and (and several cameras) ago, I stumbled across this little shack-of-a-house. The ceiling was caving in and I could barely negotiate my way into the collapsing structure. Despite the tiny size though, the inside was a dizzying congestion of tight rooms and passageways.



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An antique phone switchboard was an exciting antique find and lent some credibility to the location as maybe a bonafide, interesting abandonment. I turned a corner and found what I thought was a vintage calendar hanging (to my dismay, it ended up being from the 90s) and I thought the house had probably given up its two best sights.



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From that point forward though, the onslaught of porn began. Piles and piles of magazines were everywhere. There was porn on the fridge, the coffee table, beside the toilet. Rolled up single magazines were stuffed into every little alcove. Cooches were hidden in every nook and cranny. I roughly estimated between 2,000 and 3,000 in all. When this place was later demolished, I found myself wondering whether someone brought in a small dump-truck just to take the magazines away.



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Sadly, I was so inundated with poontang that I somehow missed prying the lids off the coffee cans that lined the inside of the freezer door. I've regret that, but take solace in the fact that he probably just needed a constant supply of caffeine to keep from wasting a single hour of the night sleeping.


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I'm ashamed to admit it but i actually recognize some of those covers...

Damn that's one hell of a stash.

fappin fer days

JACK ACTION CITY!!!!

Posted by Ground State Cooches were hidden in every nook and cranny.

I LOL'D so much at that comment

I can only imagine what a black light would reveal

I bet the floors were a bit sticky in that place!

Did he need all that coffee just to keep leafing through all those magazines?

Some local teens will hit the jackpot when they stumble upon this house.

Posted by FilthCity Some local teens will hit the jackpot when they stumble upon this house.

No they won't. You missed the part where he said that the place was demolished.

Judging by a couple of other things in his house, it appears that he was also a woodworker. I guess that he spent all of his time working with wood, of one type or another.

I only hope that this "woodworking" wasn't a group activity...

Posted by unlighted-zero fappin fer days

fapping for a lifetime in there.


I seriously wouldn't be surprised if someone was killed in there.

Probably abandoned right around the time that the owner got Internet access, and discovered the vast quantities of pixellated porn at 33.6Kbps.