|Posted by 13thmurder|
Sounds dangerous. Better bring some Bowmore 16 year to be safe.
Inferior grades and especially watered down whiskies could cause a fracture in the spacetime continuum and the hapless explorer to implode.
If you must enter, good whiskey is your only hope of doing so intact.
Beer must be avoided at all costs in this dimensional gateway or all of mankind may become extinct on the first chug.
Strange as this seems to this explorer, these do appear to be the facts.
Good thing Radical Ed is on the East coast... the fate of all humanity now hinges on him not coming to the temple's orgy of booze.
He's gonna be pissed he didn't get an invite...