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Clostridium Location: SF Bay Area Gender: Male Total Likes: 82 likes We'll see the city's ripped backsides \| \|	Note to Self: Chimneys are bad POEs < on 10/6/2015 3:23 AM > \| Reply with Quote

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catdog23 Location: Limestone City Total Likes: 130 likes \| \|	Re: Note to Self: Chimneys are bad POEs < Reply # 1 on 10/6/2015 3:36 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	Damn... :/ How does Santa do it?

Peptic Ulcer Location: Katy, TX Gender: Male Total Likes: 839 likes "Isn't it fun - being bad?" \| \| \|	Re: Note to Self: Chimneys are bad POEs < Reply # 2 on 10/6/2015 3:37 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	Six feet tall 150 lbs.? How fucking small was this chimney? This kid was a bean pole to begin with! Also it's been 7 years and he was still stuck? Wouldn't he have rotted away and his bones fallen into the house? On a more serious note however, this is a good reminder for everyone to let someone know where you are when you do an explore. Mrs. Ulcer gets a text from me with my location every time I go in a site and a text when I get out. This hobby can be dangerous and sometimes fatal - that text may mean the difference between you having one helluva great story or your friends toasting you farewell.
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leafloving4x4gal Location: Durham Region Gender: Female Total Likes: 330 likes Someday is NOT a day of the week ! \| \|	Re: Note to Self: Chimneys are bad POEs < Reply # 3 on 10/6/2015 6:33 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	Dayum...that would of been a long horrible death...horrific actually to think about being stuck awaiting your demise Ugh :/
	"if you are not selfish enough to make yourself happy, you have nothing of value to offer the world."

skatchkins Location: The Desert Gender: Male Total Likes: 1476 likes \| \| \|	Re: Note to Self: Chimneys are bad POEs < Reply # 4 on 10/6/2015 7:00 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	I hope he suffocated quickly. I can't imagine a long fight in there.
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Posted by Peptic Ulcer
... this is a good reminder for everyone to let someone know where you are when you do an explore. ...

My partner and I introduced our wives to each other and exchanged phone numbers all around. The ladies appreciated it. We text them when we're out, too.

"The beauty of mediocrity is that anything can make you better." -Jeff Mallett

Peptic Ulcer Location: Katy, TX Gender: Male Total Likes: 839 likes "Isn't it fun - being bad?" \| \| \|	Re: Note to Self: Chimneys are bad POEs < Reply # 6 on 10/7/2015 1:28 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	I have always wanted a Breitling watch but ended up with a Tag Heure. I saw this one in a magazine earlier and looked it up. Mrs. Ulcer saw it and said it would be "perfect for your URBEX thing" and she is right (as usual). Best of all its only $15,000 so uh...yeah. http://www.breitli...ency/presentation/
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Ganesha Former Moderator Location: Seattle, Washington, USA Gender: Male Total Likes: 216 likes \| \|	Re: Note to Self: Chimneys are bad POEs < Reply # 7 on 10/7/2015 8:11 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	A fine instrument. Your left arm will never get lost.
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Shawn W. Location: Niagara Falls, NY Gender: Male Total Likes: 131 likes Optimistic Pessimist \| \| \| \|	Re: Note to Self: Chimneys are bad POEs < Reply # 8 on 10/8/2015 1:00 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	This is really sad and disturbing.
	What is a rebel? A man who says no. - Albert Camus

Radical_Ed Location: Philadelphia, PA, USA Gender: Male Total Likes: 2728 likes "You work your life away and what do they give? You're only killing yourself to live!" \| \|	Re: Note to Self: Chimneys are bad POEs < Reply # 9 on 10/8/2015 2:15 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	Poor kid. That fucking blows diseased dog scrotum in Hades.
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Steed Location: Edmonton/Seoul Gender: Male Total Likes: 2660 likes Your Friendly Neighbourhood Race Traitor \| \| \|	Re: Note to Self: Chimneys are bad POEs < Reply # 10 on 10/8/2015 2:30 AM > \| Reply with Quote

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It's also a gun.

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Posted by Radical_Ed
Poor kid. That fucking blows diseased dog scrotum in Hades.

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I hate to judge a book by its cover but I'm gonna bet it's cuz he got high. Cuz he got high. Cuz he got highhhhhh.

Ezekiel 25:17

Radical_Ed Location: Philadelphia, PA, USA Gender: Male Total Likes: 2728 likes "You work your life away and what do they give? You're only killing yourself to live!" \| \|	Re: Note to Self: Chimneys are bad POEs < Reply # 12 on 10/8/2015 8:58 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	Believe me, folks that don't smoke cannabis are prone to bad decisions too. You really think he would be climbing up to the roof and trying to drop down a chimney if he just smoked some buds? He'd be eating Doritos and watching TV if that was the case.
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Posted by Ganesha

My partner and I introduced our wives to each other and exchanged phone numbers all around. The ladies appreciated it. We text them when we're out, too.

Smart. Smart. Smart. My husband and I explore together and rarely is there a third party who knows where we are. We could be stuck somewhere for god knows how long...

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Posted by jeepdave

I hate to judge a book by its cover but I'm gonna bet it's cuz he got high. Cuz he got high. Cuz he got highhhhhh.

Actually I read the story...autopsy showed no drugs in his system. In any case, poor kid.

jeepdave

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It's also a gun.

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Posted by Eagle_Crow

Actually I read the story...autopsy showed no drugs in his system. In any case, poor kid.

Damn. Well I would have been wrong but am now even more confused? Santa fetish?

Ezekiel 25:17

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Posted by jeepdave

Damn. Well I would have been wrong but am now even more confused? Santa fetish?

I'm guessing it was probably just a cool looking location to him (it looks pretty run down now, but this is seven years later), and he just chose a very unfortunate POE.

enirus Location: Winston-Salem, North Carolina Gender: Male Total Likes: 110 likes \| \|	Re: Note to Self: Chimneys are bad POEs < Reply # 17 on 10/12/2015 7:54 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	Well fuck. I'm skinnier than him but I'd never go down a chimney.
	My friend manhandled me up a roof once.

Deuterium Location: PNW Gender: Male Total Likes: 290 likes \| \|	Re: Note to Self: Chimneys are bad POEs < Reply # 18 on 11/30/2015 7:04 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	Thank you y'all for your patience as I repeat this sentiment. 19 year old man entered a chimney unbeknownst to the homeowner. The HO lit the fireplace. The guy got smoked and burned. http://koin.com/ap...ident-lights-fire/

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Posted by Deuterium
Thank you y'all for your patience as I repeat this sentiment.

19 year old man entered a chimney unbeknownst to the homeowner. The HO lit the fireplace. The guy got smoked and burned.

http://koin.com/ap...ident-lights-fire/

They missed smoking the Thanksgiving turkey by only a few days...

Sorry, that was uncalled for, it probably traumatized the homeowner. Burglars are bad people; whether they succeed or fail hard like this, they &#$% people's lives up

"See you guys, you never listen to me. I said there was gonna be trouble but you didn't listen to me. You guys are crazy. You know, you guys are self destructive. There's a funny farm and it has your names written all over it. But I'm gettin' out of here. I'm... I smell ice cream!"

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