It's Wednesday morning and I've been on the road for 2 weeks. I'm driving down a lonely and desolate highway in East Texas surrounded by nothing more than pine trees and impure thoughts. As luck would have it, a sign appears, as if placed there by God himself - the answer to my lustful desires!
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I pass through the entry gate and notice a sign:
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CRAP! Thirteen dollars! Where am I going to get that kind of cash? Maybe they have something cheaper inside. I make my way to the main building and knock on the door. A person emerges of indeterminate gender and asks what I want. I could feel the bile from the pit of my stomach rising in my throat and I manage to hold it back. At this point all carnal desires have evaporated and I'm feeling body parts literally retreating INSIDE my body.
Not wanting the stop to be a total waste, I inquire about the theatre. The creature is rather curt and replies that it doesnt know anything about the place and that they are currently closed. A few more questions meet with the same response. I then ask if it would mind if I took some pictures of the place. I am given permission and below are the results. Enjoy!
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High Tech Projector Room 7.
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I REALLY hope that is just peeled paint... 9.
Behind the scenes 10.
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Parked in front. Parking in back means something COMPLETELY different here. 12.
Not so lonely couch... I dont even want to know what its doing there...