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UER Forum > US: South > Them Shite Photos of the Shite House (Viewed 1665 times)
Astro 

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Them Shite Photos of the Shite House
< on 2/23/2015 7:54 PM >
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This is a house.
It is abandoned.
It is for sale.
People used to live here.
I took the photos with my cell phone.
My phone doesn't have flash.
Hell is entered through the black water of the pool.
Mosquitoes create hellspawns in it.
Have fun.

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[02:33:56] <Valkyre> Astro your whole life is ruled by the sentence ' life is better without clothes on'
[22:16:00] <DSomms> it was normal until astro got here
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< Reply # 1 on 2/23/2015 10:53 PM >
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Looks like they were in the process of moving, and just left...

Wonder what the story behind that is.




Astro 

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< Reply # 2 on 2/24/2015 4:06 AM >
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Wonder what the story behind that is.


WELL have I got a treat for you. I happen to know this place's story.

There was a couple we'll call them Adam and Eve. We'll say their last name is Smith. Adam and Eve had two kids. We'll call them Abraham and Adam Jr.

Anyways, Abraham had a daughter named Rebecca and then Abraham went and blew his brains out on an overpass. So he's out of the equation.

Adam Jr. has two kids. Kane and Abel. Adam Jr. and the baby momma are worthless pieces of shit, so not Kane and Abel go and live with Adam and Eve. They're ancient people at this point and can't raise two boys on their own. So the kids kind of live strange lives. The older brother, Kane, learned most basic life skills from the next door neighbor and that family basically took care of him. Abel was into video games and stuff and sometimes came over, but he was your typical fat kid.

Fast forward. Adam and Eve are now REALLY old people and the only person who is around to help take care of them is Able. Who is really trying to move on with his life, because Kane went off, enlisted in the Navy and got married.

Adam and Eve get put into a nursing home, suddenly there is a house up for grabs once they kick the bucket. Adam Jr. is now back in the picture and when they Adam and Eve died...he got the house. He didn't take care of anything in the estate, Kane, Able, and Rebecca hate him because he's a crack head and blew all the money and everything on drugs. Now the home belongs to a lawyer who is in charge of the estate. An estate now incredibly indebted and they are trying to sell the house to try and get some of those debts paid off.

Everything that was Adam and Eve's and deemed "worthless" or "not valuable" or just no one had room for was left behind and it's a huge mess because no one cared to take care of a goddamned thing other than themselves and their own interests.

Now the Smith's house lies abandoned and in shambles.






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[02:33:56] <Valkyre> Astro your whole life is ruled by the sentence ' life is better without clothes on'
[22:16:00] <DSomms> it was normal until astro got here
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< Reply # 3 on 2/24/2015 4:48 PM >
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Poor Adam and Eve. The story really makes the pics, so I would have put the story first, but whatever. Thanks for the post, I enjoy seeing the stuff people leave behind, as you can get a feeling for who they were, and your pics say quite a lot.




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< Reply # 4 on 2/24/2015 11:14 PM >
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Judging by the other houses it was a nice neighborhood, certainly theres enough value involved the kids wont let it get sold for taxes




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