Reminds me of the time I walked into the living room of a squatted mansion, saw this above the fireplace. I was in the process of reading through it when I heard some movement upstairs and bolted.
"My mind thinks extra sharpacles"
"I own the deed to America"
"I am not a haddess citizen"
"Exact quotacles"
"I was never born"
"Un-shy is my real accent"
"Extreme clever wit and extra crazy personalities"
"I own 42 states and 75 countries"
"Designed, finished, and tried"