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UER Forum > US: Great Lakes > What an idiot... (Viewed 6838 times)
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Re: What an idiot...
< Reply # 20 on 8/21/2014 1:47 PM >
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Re: What an idiot...
< Reply # 21 on 8/21/2014 2:43 PM >
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Oh for fuck's sake...




I'm a "Leave only footprints, take only pornography" kind of guy, myself.
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< Reply # 22 on 8/21/2014 2:58 PM >
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Unbelievable...

MSP should have a Hall of Shame.



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Re: What an idiot...
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Re: What an idiot...
< Reply # 24 on 8/21/2014 8:24 PM >
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Unbelievable...

MSP should have a Hall of Shame.


It's called Facebook





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< Reply # 25 on 8/21/2014 11:40 PM >
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50 ft fall and no injuries? Lucky bastard




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< Reply # 26 on 8/22/2014 3:57 AM >
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I wish people would be aware that all the danger in these caves is caused by the CITY, the very people that are trying to keep everyone out of the caves are in doing so making it many times more dangerous than it otherwise would've been.

Yeah I know this Bunghole kid is a fucking moron, but he wouldn't have made a scene if he could've WALKED RIGHT OUT OF THE CAVE like he could've if the city hadn't FILLED IT WITH BRIDGE RUBBLE WITH REBAR THAT IS THREATENING TO POKE AN EYE OUT and then FILLED IN ALL THE ENTRANCES EXCEPT THE HARDER-TO-ACCESS STAIRCASE.

St. Paul city government is consistently full of people stupider than this Bunghole kid.

And, when the girls died a few years ago, after the city put the fire out, they SEALED TWO OF THE THREE ENTRANCES, THEREBY TRAPPING THE CARBON MONOXIDE, and a couple weeks later those girls showed up and died of carbon monoxide poisoning. I know the biggest dumbass award goes to the moron that started the fire, but the city could've prevented it too by LEAVING THE ENTRANCES OPEN TO PROVIDE VENTILATION, THEREBY DISSIPATING THE CARBON MONOXIDE.

If the city really wanted to make things safe, and not just be a giant douche and keep everybody out, they'd open up ALL the horizontal entrances so you can walk right in and remove ALL the rubble so you can't trip and poke an eye out on the rebar or worse. Then it'd simply be like an underground park. Sealing up these caves doesn't work in the same way that prohibition didn't work.

Somebody wanna write the mayor a letter and Cc the media?

PS I OWN a tunnel system more confusing than most of these caves, and nobody has gotten trapped or killed in it. Why? If you want to leave you just crawl right back out the way you came in. There's no filled/blocked entrances, no rubble waiting to trip you and poke your eye out, none of that shit. Just open crawl tunnels. TUNNELS DO NOT NEED TO BE DANGEROUS! THEY ARE ONLY DANGEROUS IF SOMEBODY MAKES THEM THAT WAY!




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< Reply # 27 on 8/22/2014 5:33 AM >
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PS I OWN a tunnel system more confusing than most of these caves, and nobody has gotten trapped or killed in it. Why?


Because there isn't anything in your tunnels to burn when we go in to Survival Mode, duh!




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Lets go exploring

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FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!! I havnt finished exploring that Damn building and you go and fuck up any near future opportunities... Damn




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FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!! I havnt finished exploring that Damn building and you go and fuck up any near future opportunities... Damn


Its not that large even. How have you not finished it? But by the looks of the last 3? deaths there, youll be fine going back.




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< Reply # 30 on 8/22/2014 9:52 AM >
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Its not that large even. How have you not finished it? But by the looks of the last 3? deaths there, youll be fine going back.


I had to work the day I went to MSP so I only was in it for a hr. Basically I hit up a drain and decided I had a hr to explore that mill and when you are photographing it takes a lot more time to get anywhere as we all know.... Basically when you have to cross the roof....Ya I didn't have time to do that part.



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Re: What an idiot...
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I will admit that I took a lit road flare into the caves back in the early 00s, before I even knew UE was a thing...and before my brain was fully developed. I don't know how much CO those things emit, but it was undoubtedly stupid, potential danger aside, because your light source runs out.

That night we were in there was crazy. There were so many different groups of kids. It reminded me of a small town mall on a Saturday night. Nobody yelled at me about the flare, so either it's no big deal or they were stupid, too.


Tell us more about your tunnel, Slim Jim. Is it made out of blankets and couch cushions? :p




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Re: What an idiot...
< Reply # 32 on 8/27/2014 10:42 PM >
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Tell us more about your tunnel, Slim Jim. Is it made out of blankets and couch cushions? :p


It's made of Jordan sandstone. Yep, seriously. All 200ish feet of it, and counting. Of course digging in sandstone takes many times longer than making a tunnel with blankets and couch cushions, but it's expected to last 1000 years. And it feels like you're deep underground. We only have one loop so far and people have already gotten confused. My avatar pic is the map of the maze. 70% complete as of today. And the maze is only Phase 1. Phase 2 will be a series of chambers known as the party room, Phase 3 and 4 and however many phases we have time for, who knows, we'll take our years of tunneling experience to figure out what people will enjoy the most!




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Re: What an idiot...
< Reply # 33 on 8/28/2014 1:43 AM >
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we'll take our years of tunneling experience to figure out what people will enjoy the most!


lots of mold and construction debris!




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That sounds awesome, Slim Jim.




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Re: What an idiot...
< Reply # 35 on 8/28/2014 2:56 AM >
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70% complete as of today.


You better update the saying under your avatar pic!

I'm pretty excited to finally check it out. I'll do a bit of digging, but i can't promise much. ;]




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Freak 


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Re: What an idiot...
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lots of mold and construction debris!


He's gotta figure out how to get some lonely chairs in there, and paint at least part of it so the paint can get a good start on peeling.





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