Well since 24 hours has elapsed without a non-motoirzed lawnmower can we move on then - to a pop bottle vending machine. A machine that dispensed bottles instead of cans.
Back in the 70's people would open the door where the bottles were held (locked in place) and use a bottle opener to take off the caps and drink it right from the machine.
That's what my father told me anyways, never did see it for myself.
If by the midway mark, 10:30 am tomorrow one hasn't been posted, any old pop vending machine will do.