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UER Forum > UE Main > Going undercover: What do you put on the clipboard of power? (Viewed 2480 times)
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Going undercover: What do you put on the clipboard of power?
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So I've read a few times that going disguised in plain site works pretty well (vest, hard hat. clipboard, etc), but what do you actually put on the clipboard? I would think if someone just sees a bank piece of note paper, it could get suspicious... I guess I could make a sheet with some check boxes and a fake header... Anyway, what do you guys normally do?



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Normally I just dress in neutral colours. I think back to some of my training and wear greens and browns, I have longer hair so I keep that up for the most part and stick to places I can blend in without having to dive for the only bush around.




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I just wait to get hired at every single location I explore. That way, I get to explore and I get paid to do it. So far I'm up to 1 location's.




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I gave up on dressing to explore when I went to check out an abandoned circuit board factory- dressed all in black... then proceeded to cross the very well lit and very snow covered parking lot. I would have stood out less if I wore fluorescent orange.




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Just google or print up a basic property inventory and state of disrepair sheet. Or make one. Take a pen and actually take some notes and make comments. Date it. Sign it. And pretend you are looking at a possible investment property for a party that would rather remain unknown until a bid was made.




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"If you are reading this than you probably figured out I'm not supposed to be here.... Soooo.... Penis penis penis!"




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But seriously, what jeepdave said is good advice.




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Usually just some squiggly lines .




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Awesomepossum, thanks for the advice! Don't worry, no one will question the squiggly lines haha




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I'm 20 so I feel like no matter how i would dress people would still look at me like I'm up to no good. That is why I always try to be stealthy.




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I'm 20 so I feel like no matter how i would dress people would still look at me like I'm up to no good. That is why I always try to be stealthy.


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I go for the eager, geeky look, being the baby face I am. Wear my glasses, really nice clothes, and follow people around taking "notes" for a while, to look like a trainee.




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Put some porn on the clipboard. Then if you have to hand it over to an officer, you can run away while they look it over




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Clipboard?

Yeah, put Goatse.cx on that fucker.




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No for real do any of you bastards really walk around looking like this? Sneak in through some bushes and jump the fence don't be a bitch.




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