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post by Shael

Petty Cop Shit
< on 4/18/2012 12:04 PM >

State Trooper stopped my stepfather yesterday for...get this...driving with his arm resting slightly out of the open window of the drivers side door.

Most people do this, I know I do when I'm in the car. You roll down the window and rest your arm on top of the closed door.

Talk about a prick asshole trooper. Nothing good to stop so stops an old man driving an old man truck with his elbow hanging out the window. Fucking cops.

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post by Samurai

Vehicular Lord Rick

Re: Petty Cop Shit
<Reply # 1 on 4/18/2012 12:27 PM >

he probably thought old Bob was driving shitfaced cuz he drives so slow.

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post by RebelDead

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<Reply # 2 on 4/18/2012 2:20 PM >

He didn't get a ticket for anything did he?

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post by Jonsered

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<Reply # 3 on 4/18/2012 3:44 PM >

Driving with your arm out the window is illegal in The People's Republic of New York? One more reason for me to avoid that place.

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post by Esoterik

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<Reply # 4 on 4/18/2012 5:07 PM >

I was pulled over in Missouri for "driving in the left lane."

This was on a stretch of deserted highway between Springfield and Branson in the middle of nowhere.

Found out later it was an actual law....but still!!

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post by Shael

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<Reply # 5 on 4/18/2012 5:46 PM >

Posted by RebelDead
He didn't get a ticket for anything did he?

No, but the cop basically told him he could issue a ticket for a fine.

I did a little digging and there's some really esoteric dumbass law that says you can be fined for not having both hands on the wheel at all times.

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post by MutantMandias

Perverse and Often Baffling

Re: Petty Cop Shit
<Reply # 6 on 4/18/2012 6:46 PM >

Posted by Esoterik
I was pulled over in Missouri for "driving in the left lane."

This was on a stretch of deserted highway between Springfield and Branson in the middle of nowhere.

Found out later it was an actual law....but still!!

Stay to the right, buddy. The left is for your betters.

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post by vince

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<Reply # 7 on 4/29/2012 2:51 AM >

Haha this cop must have been really bored there is no other way to explain this

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post by Skye_Ann

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<Reply # 8 on 5/17/2012 9:23 PM >

I know what you mean... I was walking on the sidewalk in front of an abandoned school with my camera taking photos. I wasn't even ON the property and a cop drives by. Pulls over. Gets out of the car and proceeds to give me a huge lecture on how trespassing is breaking the law... And he was feeling nice so he'd give me a warning instead of a ticket... I thanked him and watched him drive away... What the hell?

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post by Oryx

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<Reply # 9 on 5/17/2012 9:37 PM >

Hahaha wtf

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post by bonnie&clyde

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<Reply # 10 on 1/20/2014 11:41 AM >

This is silly but kinda amusing.
A few years back my city did this thing where they issued "safe driver" awards. I got pulled over and Mr. Dudley Do-Right police officer looked just pleased as punch to issue me this little certificate with a gold star on it.
I asked him if he had any kiddie badges, stickers, or those knuckle punch keychains they sometimes hand out. He said no.
I promptly snatched the certificate, made the "pssshh" sound and drove off leaving him standing there.

Not long after they discontinued the award program.
A cop followed some drug addict that used his turn signal correctly and when he pulled him over the druggie shot a hole through the cop's head.

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post by bandi

Lippy Mechanic Bastard

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<Reply # 11 on 1/20/2014 10:44 PM >

The cop who blackmailed me/bribed me/detained me for the better part of a weekend after I went to the police for help, then continued to pull me over every time he saw me was charged with 2 counts of sexual assault on a minor.

Karma, bitches.

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post by KublaKhan

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<Reply # 12 on 3/29/2014 12:22 AM >

Posted by Samurai
he probably thought old Bob was driving shitfaced cuz he drives so slow.

Outstanding.

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