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UER Forum > US: Four Corners > Top secret government barn of doom (Viewed 300498 times)
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Re: Top secret government barn of doom
< Reply # 480 on 11/21/2012 8:45 AM >
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I like where this is all heading.




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Re: Top secret government barn of doom
< Reply # 481 on 11/22/2012 2:57 AM >
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Pics or it didn't happen.




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Re: Top secret government barn of doom
< Reply # 482 on 11/30/2012 4:15 PM >
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Lets just not call it a date though, ok? I don't want people to get the wrong idea.




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Re: Top secret government barn of doom
< Reply # 483 on 12/16/2012 11:10 PM >
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Five days before the apocalypse, great explorations were made by Therrin and I.
...We're one step closer to finding the true purpose behind the Barn of Doom.

Sadly, I fear we're too late. The post-apocalyptic clouds of doom have already blanketed the skies above the barn...

We may be able to spill the story here before the top secret government agents catch up with us, but this is all I have time for....I bet they're triangulating in on my position now.





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< Reply # 484 on 12/17/2012 5:01 AM >
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Such a dope picture. Sad that I missed out on the adventures with awesome dudes!




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< Reply # 485 on 12/17/2012 5:27 AM >
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Cavemonkey ponders why it is not on fire yet.....




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< Reply # 486 on 12/18/2012 5:21 PM >
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Its not the 32nd yet.




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< Reply # 487 on 12/19/2012 7:11 AM >
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NO TIME!

Someone's been following me for the last several hours. As soon as I lose them I'm going to put up my photos and relate to you all what I found inside the Barn.

Someone is obviously desperate to keep this information from leaking out.

Some of the things in that place I probably shouldn't even talk about...

Have to go for now.




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< Reply # 488 on 12/19/2012 6:38 PM >
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I hope the JIB. doesn't get him first.




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Re: Top secret government barn of doom
< Reply # 489 on 12/19/2012 7:00 PM >
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I hope the JIB. doesn't get him first.


JIB...

Juggalos in Black?

Jerks in Barns?

Junkyard's Irritable Bowel?




I'm a "Leave only footprints, take only pornography" kind of guy, myself.
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< Reply # 490 on 12/19/2012 11:05 PM >
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JIB...

Juggalos in Black?

Jerks in Barns?

Junkyard's Irritable Bowel?


Hilarious.




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Re: Top secret government barn of doom
< Reply # 491 on 12/20/2012 2:34 AM >
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Even finding this location took several days, and it was only after I realized that it cannot be simply viewed by mere mortals, that I had to go and make myself immortal. This is easily accomplished by drinking the blood of a zephyr. Zephyr blood was available at the local walmart, I was in luck.

After drinking the zephyr blood and heading back to where this location was supposed to be, I saw this. (which you can see because the pictures were developed using zephyr blood also)



Now that I could see the location, my lifelong friend InsertNameHere and I made our approach. The portal of regular human entry to this location had been painstakingly protected by a crapton of padlocks and screws drilled in from the backside to inhibit you from trying to PUSH your way through said padlocks. (as though someone would actually try that right?)



Against my better judgement, I was immortalized photographically next to this portal of the gods.



I set all of my psychic powers to bear on this portal, and nothing happened. So my amazingly talented exploring companion and I linked arms and channeled the flow of our combined psychic energy at this portal. On the exact second that the clock struck the proper time, we flexed our minds, and suddenly...
WE WERE INSIDE!!!!



Finding ourselves presented with a creepy staircase, about 20" wide.



I trod forth to an unknown fate, and mounted those stairs like a ... like ... stairs.

And came upon the jail cell where FEMA holds the incoming prisoners of civilian action, and possibly aliens as well.



Immediately past this jail cell was a holding-room where I believe they were subjected to gas and/or chemical showers and/or really bad music, possibly by Yanni.


There appeared to be craftily built skylights in the ceiling, which looked amazingly natural. The government is sneaky though, so I'm sure these "skylights" were created by a special government contractor who they paid billions of dollars for some kind of "green" program inside of a "black" program.


After descending back down to the lower level, I found a room behind a door guarded by a ghoul. I only know it was a ghoul, because after InsertNameHere walked through that door, the apparition popped out and said to us "I am a ghoul, and I am going to eat your soul, nave". But then he sat and was staring at us. It was only after a moment that we realized he was trying to eat our souls, but having none, he had become confused.
We left him there, lost in his confusion, and ventured past into another chamber of secrets, where we found...

THE PLASTEEL CAP OVER THE TUNNEL WHICH LEADS TO THE FEMA CAMPS AND/OR HELL!!!!



The fear turned our muscles to jelly. There was a palpable tension in the air, and I even began to make a noise which sounds like "EAAAAUUUGGGHHHEEIIIIIEEEE!" (try phonics on that one)

Only with the strictest control over our psychic selves did we manage to painfully tear ourselves away from that chamber, and back past the confused ghoul.

We immediately decided to exit this location when we heard sirens approaching.

Apparently the military was on its way, but some silly NCO had called the local police department in order to notify them, and the cops were trying to get a piece of the action.

We quickly split up and melted into the surrounding landscape, where we parted ways.
I am glad to hear that he has made it out alive and has posted here. I recently was able to lose those tailing me last night by jumping off a train bridge onto the roof of a moving train, then jumping off the train into a river, and swimming over a waterfall.

If I disappear any time soon, you will all know why, and you can spread the TRUE story to the world.

This location is extremely dangerous. It should not be approached by anyone for any reason. Your lives are at risk, and your souls. If you have one.



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This thread might be the best Christmas present, ever.




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I set all of my psychic powers to bear on this portal, and nothing happened. So my amazingly talented exploring companion and I linked arms and channeled the flow of our combined psychic energy at this portal. On the exact second that the clock struck the proper time, we flexed our minds, and suddenly...
WE WERE INSIDE!!!!


That's what she said.




Haha, I'm writing a paper on women's rights.
..... not that women's rights are funny or anything.
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That's what she said.



why would she say that? She wouldn't say that...

would you say that? I don't remember you saying that.




[last edit 12/20/2012 4:58 AM by Therrin - edited 1 times]

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< Reply # 495 on 12/20/2012 5:42 PM >
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why would she say that? She wouldn't say that...

would you say that? I don't remember you saying that.




Oh. Are you sure she wouldn't say that? .... fuck.




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Oh. Are you sure she wouldn't say that? .... fuck.


I could see you saying "AND THEN THEY WERE BOTH IN!" =)




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< Reply # 497 on 12/23/2012 8:11 AM >
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I'm still not convinced this is a barn.




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ITS A FUCKING BARN YOU CUNT-NUGGET. You cannot dispute this.




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< Reply # 499 on 12/24/2012 9:04 AM >
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ha, noobs, didn't even get to the underground part of the missile silo




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