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< Reply # 460 on 11/12/2011 10:35 PM >
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The not so hilarious thing is so far, to spit repeated attempts, this security has worked!




Your security measures were inadequate.
How unfortunate for you.
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< Reply # 461 on 11/19/2011 12:58 AM >
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2. The windows and doors all had carpet nailed over them.






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< Reply # 462 on 11/19/2011 6:01 PM >
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That fence would probably keep me out. That thing is badass.




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< Reply # 463 on 11/19/2011 8:14 PM >
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That fence would probably keep me out. That thing is badass.


yeah, is that razer wire? jees, dont want to get stuck on that fence- no sir!




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That fence would probably keep me out. That thing is badass.


It looks wide open.





Your security measures were inadequate.
How unfortunate for you.
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< Reply # 465 on 11/20/2011 11:55 AM >
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Found this box with the "camera" still inside.




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http://i1143.photo...rfest/100_9502.jpg

Found this box with the "camera" still inside.







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< Reply # 467 on 11/22/2011 11:58 PM >
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That fence would probably keep me out. That thing is badass.



Here's another crappy pic.

Both doors in the front and back were wide open.










[last edit 11/23/2011 12:18 AM by decrepitude - edited 2 times]

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< Reply # 468 on 11/26/2011 2:05 AM >
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Every one of these signs can only be read if you're trespassing.




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< Reply # 469 on 11/26/2011 2:21 AM >
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Every one of these signs can only be read if you're trespassing.




It's all in your head!


It's a $135 ticket in CT. Investment opportunity there.




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It's a $135 ticket in CT. Investment opportunity there.


I was ready to report myself and still profit.




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BEES!






CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!

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I was ready to report myself and still profit.


It doesn't say "criminal trespass," you should call him and ask if a conviction on simple trespass will do:

"A person commits simple trespass if, knowing he is not licensed or privileged to do so, he enters premises without intent to harm any property. This is an infraction punishable by a fine, currently $ 77 plus costs and fees if paid by mail (CGS § 53a-110a)."

The fees are like another $65, a friend got cut a deal when he ran from the cops in a 280z and got away. The other kids ratted him out, he turned himself in and they gave him a trespass ticket.

Still haven't gotten a conviction on trespass despite being caught red handed twice and telling two judges, ten cops, two homeland security agents, and two DA's I was guilty of it. :/ I feel like it's like I'm you aren't a real explorer until you get the trespass ticket.




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Heavy security here - the usual sign, a two-stringed fence, and a chain. For Japan, they're obviously not keen on folks entering... Neko.




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Heavy security here - the usual sign, a two-stringed fence, and a chain. For Japan, they're obviously not keen on folks entering... Neko.


The sign is in Japanese, I can't read kanji. Therefore I was I supposed to know it said Keep Out. (brotip, pull foreign tourist card if caught trespassing)




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This is when I'm already inside. Another room leads around it.





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SD




F this I"m going exploring!
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This is when I'm already inside. Another room leads around it.

http://i162.photob...weirdlingx/4-5.jpg


ha! my boss cut the lock bolt off the front door of the shop- never replaced it. we used that same set up to lock the door!




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I found this behind the house hidden in the bushes. I'll at least give it to them that it was while attempting to find the POE.





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